Here’s the latest addition to our group poems (in our new happy face notebook!  we filled up the other one!):

Spontaneous Combustion
LAWS Group Poem
7.19.15

Oh! Nothing is spontaneous
not that we know what
will happen
or can remember where we’ve been

But at a certain point
we can identify
cause and effect
to find a place
to begin

Spontaneous

At least one of Spinal Tap’s
drummers perished this way

And there’s a clip where
they mention that
and it’s pretty damn
dry-humor funny

For those who will
inevitably leave
riske comments:

“SPONTANEOUS
CUMBUSTION”

Because of course.

How spontaneous
is it that you ended
up here, answer
this question?

Also, how combustible
are you?

I would burst if I had
gas

I would bust my hole wide
ass

And it would happen
in a thrice
like I were cooking
polished rice
Bust the lid and tear my
pants
Spontaneously do this
dance:

Green Apple Quick step
Get the lighter, it feels
like shit!
Or nuclear fusion
But it’s just
spontaneous combustion!

——> This week’s theme is “Manic”.  Join the event!